Drop a 'word' in my ask :)
Blue: What song do you listen to when you're feeling down?
Cup: Do you drink Tea or Coffee?
Dopey: Tell us an embarrassing story.
English: How many languages can you speak?
Fear: Tell us three fears.
Game: What was the last board game you played?
Harry Potter: What was the last book you read?
Injury: Have you ever walked into a glass door?
Jump: Do five jumping jacks/star jump.
Kiss: Who's your biggest celebrity crush?
Love: Do you believe in marriage?
Money: What would you do with 1 million dollars?
Naughty: Tell us three things that your parents disapprove of?
Oops: What is one thing you'd like to change/fix?
Picture: Post a pic of your lovely face.
Quality: Name three of your favourite blogs.
Rapunzel: Name three Disney movies that you adore.
Star-sign: When's your birthday?
Teacher: What do you aspire to be?
Unite: Do you sponsor a cause?
Varsity: Do you play/watch sport?
Word: Write out your URL in your handwriting
Xylophone: Do you play an instrument?
Yellow: What's your favourite colour?
Zoo: What is your favourite animal?
Radio: I threw a wish in the well. Don't ask me, I'll never tell. I looked to you as it fell, and now you're in my way.
Radio: I'd trade my soul for a wish. Pennies and dimes for a kiss. I wasn't looking for this, but now you're in my way.
Radio: Your stare was holdin'. Ripped jeans, skin was showin'.
Radio: Hot night, wind was blowin'.
Me: WHERE YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING BABY.
lafaggot: is it just me or does every white author ever describing a person of color use food metaphors: “creamy chocolate skin” “smooth caramel complexion” “her legs were the color of cinnamon” like wtf you’re trying so hard to not be racist that you sound like a fucking cannibal
Hi dad :)
It almost kills me to see you so happy. Your a bastard who doesn’t deserve the happiness that you have. You deserve exactly what you gave me. You deserve to be left and given nothing. You could die for all i care. I refuse to show you any sign of kindness. I tried to be apart of your life and you gave up on me so I in turn decided to finally give up on you. You disgust me and I hope you...
me: knock knock
friend: who's there
me: interrupting black woman
friend: interrupting bla-
i cybered on omegle today
You: wanna cyber
Stranger: Depends are you a girl? ;)
Stranger: And okay then, you start?
You: i come into ur bedroom
You: and ur sleeping
You: and i crawl under your blanket
Stranger: I'm still asleep
You: u feel me pulling down ur pants
You: and u wake up and smile
Stranger: I kiss you gently, still sleepy
You: then i smile and open the scissors around your dick and snap them closed
You: cutting off your penis
You: THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR CHEATING ON ME
Stranger: Then what...?
You: I HATE YOU
Stranger: I didn't cheat
You: you bleed to death in your bed
Stranger: i didn't cheat on you. lets restart ok
You: nobody ever knows what happened
You: i flee to mexico with your Mercedes
You: the end
Stranger: I have a mercedes?
You: not anymore faggot
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