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Hi, It's Kalie fucking Kim in the ovaries
I thought I just let all you Tumblr’s know that Kim likes to epicly shit in her toilet. I love it when Kim shits…like I feel better inside. I always know when she poos because we’re neighbors so the smell just lingers in my nose holeio. I love Kim. She’s like one of the three people I can go to for anything and everything. I can trust her with my soul and heart. She’s...
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Days like this make me want to go on a killing spree. People suck. I hated today. Like for real! Haha. I don’t want to be rude or anything so I’m just like mmhmm yep. Buy I’m ready to tattoo a big “fuck you” on my forehead. Okay not really but that would be interesting to see. Any ways I’m over it. But I’m still not going to be rude because I can’t...
I don’t know what to say. Like I was going to say hi this morning but I didn’t cause idk. I just figure I’ll let you be mad until you want to talk. But I am sorry. Hopefully by lunch thing will be semi-back to normal.
Normal flirting: Hey babe you're so pretty and sweet.
Me: If you were a potato, you'd be a nice potato.
I over think too much and pretend I don’t give a shit. I don’t like to talk to people so if I say I don’t want to talk then leave me be. If I say I will support you through anything, I mean it. If I say I’m here for you until the end of time itself, I mean it. I may seem like someone who doesn’t care about anything but truth is, I care about everything. Just a...
Tonight has been a fucking train wreck
I am so fucking done with this stupid shit. Like really? Im so fucking done. What the fuck is wrong with you? This stupid drama bullshit is dumb as fuck.
Fuck you. You obviously don't realize what's going...
Boy: Did it hurt
Girl: (sigh) did what hurt
Boy: Breaking through the earth's crust ascending from hell