May 2012
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Reblog if you’re willing to answer publicly...
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Hi, It's Kalie fucking Kim in the ovaries
I thought I just let all you Tumblr’s know that Kim likes to epicly shit in her toilet. I love it when Kim shits…like I feel better inside. I always know when she poos because we’re neighbors so the smell just lingers in my nose holeio. I love Kim. She’s like one of the three people I can go to for anything and everything. I can trust her with my soul and heart. She’s...
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tumblrbot asked: WHERE WOULD YOU MOST LIKE TO VISIT ON YOUR PLANET?
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April 2012
Forever not followable
Twitter: 97 followers Tumblr: 6 followers Instagram: 51 followers
Apr 30th
Today
Days like this make me want to go on a killing spree. People suck. I hated today. Like for real! Haha. I don’t want to be rude or anything so I’m just like mmhmm yep. Buy I’m ready to tattoo a big “fuck you” on my forehead. Okay not really but that would be interesting to see. Any ways I’m over it. But I’m still not going to be rude because I can’t...
Apr 30th
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Awkward.
I don’t know what to say. Like I was going to say hi this morning but I didn’t cause idk. I just figure I’ll let you be mad until you want to talk. But I am sorry. Hopefully by lunch thing will be semi-back to normal.
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Normal flirting: Hey babe you're so pretty and sweet.
Me: If you were a potato, you'd be a nice potato.
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Hello.
I over think too much and pretend I don’t give a shit. I don’t like to talk to people so if I say I don’t want to talk then leave me be. If I say I will support you through anything, I mean it. If I say I’m here for you until the end of time itself, I mean it. I may seem like someone who doesn’t care about anything but truth is, I care about everything. Just a...
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Yikes
Tonight has been a fucking train wreck
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Irritated
I am so fucking done with this stupid shit. Like really? Im so fucking done. What the fuck is wrong with you? This stupid drama bullshit is dumb as fuck. 
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Fuck you. You obviously don't realize what's going...
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Boy: Did it hurt
Girl: (sigh) did what hurt
Boy: Breaking through the earth's crust ascending from hell
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